Fooled you! It's just another waste-o-yer-time sound level test. Yep. I goofed 'em up the other night trying out some software, and now I'm trying to correct my sin. But, lucky you, you get the Fismits and legendary Dutch wooden-shoe-wearing Batmobile... plus hours and hours (days, even) of more fun sounds fer today's April Foolses.
If the player is missing from the post then yer too late; I deleted the file. I only keep 'em up a short time, so check often, pally!